ZAND - Battery Acid

                [Intro]

(**** it)
D   Bm   A   G   Bm   C#m   G
………………………..

[Verse 1]
Bm                     A
I have a boyfriend and he’s kinda nice
         G
But when he tries to touch me, I itch like I got lice
   Bm                     A
In my nervous system or something like that
    G
My body goes numb, just preparing for contact
Bm               A  
Unsatisfied but never old fashioned
      G
Don’t get why his tongue tastes like battery acid
    Bm                   A    
The entire time while I’m on his face, I
G
Wonder if I even like him in the first place

[Pre-Chorus]
     Bm        A   
It’s me, it’s you
                C#m            G
It’s always been me, but it’s you
 Bm                        A
Unintelligible terrible attraction to him, but
G
 That **** scatters when it’s her

[Chorus]
       Bm                      A
‘Cause I know the spit tastes better
      G    
When it’s her swallowing mine
    Bm                         A
And you know I’m on my way to get her
             G  
‘Cause you threaten me the whole time
                     Bm
And cry and say that you’ll kick the bucket
      A
Just before the night’s through
        G         
You’re not dying for me ’cause I never liked you
      Bm                        A
And when this is done, and I’m dead in a gutter
           G
I’ll wish I had the same ******’ eyes as my mother

[Interlude]
Bm   A   G
……….

[Verse 2]
Bm                      A
I have a boyfriend and I’m in denial
            G                     
‘Cause when he tries to kiss me inside, I recoil
          Bm                       A
And I’ve tried to appease him, so don’t be surprised
        G
There’s no talking sense to a jamjar of fruit flies
    Bm                  A 
If I’m terrified, I’m scared to admit it
     G                        
Got beer in my eyes and no phone ’cause he hid it
     Bm                   A                      G   
The entire time that I’m locked in his room, I know it’s goodbye

[Pre-Chorus]
           Bm                  A
‘Cause it’s me (It’s me), and you (And you)
      C#m                 G
It’s me, it’ll always be you
        Bm                          A   
Not a fraction of compassion, just distraction to him
G
Vanish out the window for myself

[Chorus]
       Bm                      A 
‘Cause I know the spit tastes better
      G
When it’s her swallowing mine (Mine)
     Bm                        C#m
And you know I’m on my way to get her
             G
‘Cause you threaten me the whole time (Time)
                      Bm
And cry and say that you’ll kick the bucket
     G 
Just before the night’s through
       G    
You’re not dying for me ’cause I never liked you
     Bm                         A
And when this is done, and I’m dead in a gutter
          G                                     Bm   C#m   G   Bm   C#m   G
I’ll wish I had the same ******’ eyes as my mother…………………….

[Bridge]
                  Bm       A
Listen, it’s not me, it’s you
                G  
How could it be me when it’s always been you?
         Bm      A        G
So it’s me, and her, and her
             Bm       A
No, it’s not me, it’s you
                G  
How could it be me when it’s always been you?
         Bm      A        G
So it’s me, and her, and her

[Chorus]
      Bm                      A
‘Cause I know the spit tastes better
      G   
When it’s her swallowing mine
     Bm                       A
And you know I’m on my way to get her
         G  
Go on, threaten me, I’m just fine
               Bm
By the way, if you kick the bucket
      A
Just before the night’s through
          G
You’re already dead to me, Go ******* nuts, dude
    Bm                          A     
So now this is done, and I’ve pulled up the shutters
        G  
I think I have the same ******’ mind as my mother

[Outro]
Bm               A 
 You’re awake now, you’ll recover
G
 You’re safe now, God, love her
Bm               A 
 You’re awake now, you’ll recover
G
 You’re safe now, God, love her
Bm                        A              G     
I have a girlfriend, and she’s really nice