"Weird Al" Yankovic - Now You Know

                [Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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You thought you knew me, well you better guess again
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Now you know the whole story, now you've heard it all, my friend
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You know all my dirty secrets, cause we spilled all the tea
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There's nothing left to hide baby, how you like the real me?

[Chorus 1]
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Yeah, the truth came out, we finally removed all doubt
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If it's in a movie, it's gotta be true, oh yeah!
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If you never knew it before, you don't have to wonder anymore, now you know, now you know
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Thought I oughta tell you so, I shoulda done it long ago, but now you know, now-now you know

[Verse 2]
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Yeah that's how it all went down bro, we proof checked every fact
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If you still don't believe it, well no skin off my back
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Just don't call me a liar, cause shut up you weren't there
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This movie is now canon, every word is true I swear

[Chorus 2]
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We only changed one thing, I really did play Live Aid with Queen
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.....And I blew 'em of the freakin' stage! that's right
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If you never knew it before, you don't have to wonder anymore, now you know, now you know
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Thought I oughta tell you so, I shoulda done it long ago, but now you know, now-now you know

[Instrumental break]
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[Chorus 3]
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Aw what a wild ride, how about that part where I died?
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I was not expecting that....but I'm back baby, here to wreak my zombie apocalypse upon you all!

[Outro]
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Now you know, now you know, now-now you know
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You know it, and the union scale background singers sing
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Now you know, now you know, now-now you know
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No fabrications, no exaggerations, it's the gospel truth
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Now you know, now you know, now-now you know
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Starting to feel like this song is slightly repetitive
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Now you know, now you know, now-now you know.............................Wow fake out ending!

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Now you know, now you know, now-now you know
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Look at all these people in the credits, we had to pay 'em all
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Now you know, now you know, now-now you know
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Oh hey, I remember him, met him on the set, seemed like a really nice guy
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Now you know, now you know, now-now you know
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All these songs were in the movie you just watched, including this one
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Now you know, now you know, now-now you know.........................Ahhhhhhh double fake out!

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Now you know, now you know, now-now you know
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This song just keeps goin' on and on and on and on and on
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Now you know, now you know, now-now you know
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Seriously how many more credits can there be?
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Now you know, now you know, now-now you know
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This song is technically eligible for Oscar consideration
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Now you know, now you know, now-now you know


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In tribute to
Alfred Matthew Yankovic; Born 1959, Ate It 1985