Matt Maltese - Mortician

                Capo on 5th fret. If you want to play without capo, 
you can set the "Transpose" button on +5.


[Intro]
| C        | Gadd11/B | Fsus2    | Fsus2    |
| C        | Gadd11/B | Fsus2    | Fsus2    |


[Verse 1]
C                G/B              Fsus2
 Your life makes mine look like a real farce
  C                   G/B          Fsus2
I don't blame you for despising my job
    C                  G/B                 Fsus2
You said that men like me can't make their minds up
  C                      G/B        Fsus2
I think you're wrong, but I can't decide


[Pre-Chorus]
            C
And when we went
        G/B           Fsus2
Swimming they made us sign a form, in case we drowned


[Chorus]
C       G/B               F
 When I look back I won't wallow
     C                G/B                   Fsus2
I've done that shit before and it don't sit right
    C              G/B               Fsus2
You always had the knack to laugh in sorrow
    C         G/B             Fsus2
And even a mortician sees the funny side, so Do I


[Post-Chorus]
| C     | G/B   | Fsus2 | Fsus2 |
| C     | G/B   | Fsus2 | Fsus2 |


[Verse 2]
C            G/B         Fsus2
 You have it in for all Americans
    C                 G/B                 Fsus2
You don't like when I use their words for things
     C                 G/B          Fsus2
Well that's the joy of bеing half-Canadian
    C                G/B                   Fsus2
You get the worst of both worlds, it's the bеst


[Pre-Chorus]
           Gadd11
And when I had the jab
         Fsus2
You interlocked our hands, in case I passed out


[Chorus]
C       G/B               F
 When I look back I won't wallow
     C             G/B        Fsus2
I'll Do my best to not romanticize
    C           G/B            Fsus2
And every bird above is not a sparrow
    C         G/B             Fsus2
And even a mortician sees the funny side
      C    Gadd11/B    Fsus2
So Do I
      C    Gadd11/B    Fsus2
So Do I
      C
So Do I


[Outro]
                          Gadd11/B        Fsus2
Oh they can see the funny side and so can I
   C                      Gadd11/B        Fsus2    C
Oh they can see the funny side and so can I