Jack Douglass - Royalty Free Christmas Songs 9

                1. A Christmas Clone (D major)


[Chorus]
D
Decorating trees with my Christmas clone
A                          D
Havin' lots of fun with my Christmas clone
D                                 G
Startin' to catch feelings for my Christmas clone
A                  D
Oops, now we're expecting




2. A Nice Christmas Dinner (No key)


[Hook]
N.C.
Let's have a nice Christmas dinner
N.C.
Just a nice Christmas dinner
N.C.
Let's have a nice Christmas dinn-
N.C.
I don't know, I think Kanye has a point




3. December Birthdays feat. The Royalty Free Christmas Choir (Eb major)


[Chorus]
Eb               Cm
If your birthday falls in December,
Fm               A#     Eb
You just get one set of gifts
Eb                  Cm
That's the rule, no whining or bitching
Fm               A#      Eb
You are a burden to your family
Eb           Cm
Wee-ee-ee-ee-ee-e-e-e-e-e



4. A Message for Santa (D major and Ab major)


[Intro]
      D
I got one message for Santa
  Em
I hope you hear me well
  C
A-doot doot doot-doot doo-doo-


[Chorus]
Fm
Give me the Shrek 5 trailer
   Db        Eb         Ab
Or else I'll launch the nukes (He'll Do it)
Fm                           A#
Santa if you think that I Am bluffing
Db
I have men on the inside waiting on my command, 
all I have to Do is text them "ALPHA, TANGO, FOXTROT" and
                 Eb
they'll send the world back to the Stone Age, 
Santa, if you don't give me that trailer, everyone's blood will
                      Ab
be on your fat, jolly hands




5. A Musical Review of Avatar: The Way of Water (C major)


[Intro]
C
I wanted more tail sex




6. How to Make Another Christmas Cocktail (C major and Ab major)

[Verse]
C
One shot tequila
G7
Two shots tequila
G7
Three shots tequila
Am
Better make it four, now,


[Chorus]
Fm
Drink until there's a Shrek 5 trailer
Db
AAAABB...




7. A Song about Candy Canes (C major)


[Intro]
C
Candy canes are the perfect weapon
F                     C
'Cause they're edible evidence