Emhahee - Rich Man

                [Verse 1]
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I woke up this morning
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The richest man alive
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I poured me some black coffee
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And I kissed my lovely wife
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I walked out of the door
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Yelling I would be home soon
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And darling don't you worry
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I'll be poor again by noon

[Verse 2]
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First I bought some breakfast
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For a woman on the street
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And I told her to buy breakfast
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For each person that she sees
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Went to the supermarket
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And bought every grocery
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Then I bought the store itself
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And made each item in it free

[Verse 3]
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I went to the doctors
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Then asked to foot thе bill
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The receipt had lots of zеroes
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But it wasn't a big deal
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Cause then I bought the hospital
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When the doctors asked me why
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I told them no one on this planet
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Should pay to stay alive

[Verse 4]
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Then I bought the banks
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And gave dollars out like candy
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Cause lord knows when a dollar bill
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Could really come in handy
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You might need something to write on
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Or something dry to burn
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But a dollar isn't something
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We should all be forced to earn

[Verse 5]
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I'd buy my wife some flowers
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From the local corner store
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Pay each customer's tuition
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Before I walked out the door
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Then I'd write a check to buy
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Each university
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And give out cats at graduation
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In lieu of a degree

[Verse 6]
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I'd walk through the door
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With flowers in my hand
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And my wife would ask me how it felt
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To be a wealthy man
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It didn't last me long I'd say
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And it's not even noon
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But I spent my last few dollars
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Buying the two of us the moon